The Infamous Fruitcake Joke

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The Infamous Fruitcake Joke

Johnny Carson: Fruitcake Friend or Foe?

On May 21st, 1992, Johnny Carson ended his thirty-year stint as the host of The Tonight Show. This was a significant moment in television history, as it was arguably Carson who made late-night television a household, entertainment staple.

For nearly three decades, Carson had woven himself into the nightly routine of millions of viewers. Featuring the most popular figures of the day, Caron’s list of guest celebrities, politicians, musicians, actors, and actresses stretches the length of the Hoover Dam. A born comic, Carson was astoundingly quick and shockingly witty. His on-set interviews only rivaling in humor his well-scripted stand-up routines.

Astute, mentally nimble, and concise, Carson was able to cut to the comedic heart of any scenario. For many Americans, he was their metaphorical mouthpiece, vocalizing the collective thoughts of the common man. He was one of them, and yet not. For others, he was more akin to a guidepost or beacon, providing perspective, logical reason, and direction. Many people made decisions based solely on the words of one, Mr. Johnny Carson. Sometimes, to disastrous effects.

 

The Power of Suggestion

In December 1973, Carson cracked a joke about a made-up, country-wide, toilet paper shortage. The joke, intended to tickle and amuse, led to a 20-million American stampede on retail stores. People rushed to hoard bathroom tissue in a manic frenzy. The incident was so significant, it became a topic of national news. CBS’ own Walter Cronkite reported on the story saying, “The Scott Paper Company, citing panic buying on the retail level, said today it is implementing an allocation system for the national distribution of toilet tissue. A Scott spokesman said unfounded rumors of a shortage has caused excessive demand at retail outlets.”

Carson later issued a clarification of his original joke stating, “For all my life in entertainment, I don't want to be remembered as the man who created a false toilet paper scare. Apparently there is no shortage!" Despite his apology, the damage had been done. It took grocery stores and other businesses weeks to replenish their wiped out inventory. The incident came to be known as, “The Great Toilet Paper Scare.” If there was ever any evidence of the power of suggestion was real, this was it. But then again, maybe it wasn’t just about the power of suggestion. Maybe, it was the power of Carson’s suggestions.

Carson had the ear of the American people. His jokes were iconic. His perspective was unequaled. His word was gospel. If the funniest man in America said something, it had to be true, right?

 

Coincidence? - We think not.

Upon reflection, it's hard to tell if Carson himself understood the power of his own presence. One wonders if he had, would he still have made the comments he did? If he could have predicted the lasting impact of his words, would he still have said them? Unfortunately, in 2005, at the ripe age of seventy-nine, Carson passed away, leaving no way to ask. The best we can do is look at the reverberating effect of Carsons’ words in our lives today.

This reflection calls to mind Carson’s infamously ionic fruitcake joke, The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” For many, that wisecrack sliced like a hot knife through soft butter. Almost immediately after the jokes airing, fruitcake sales drastically declined. Coincidence? We think not.

Prior to Carson’s comment, fruitcake had always been a holiday dessert staple. Loved by many, fruitcake was considered a family tradition and a Christmas icon. Its popularity was global, viewed as a delicious, confectionary delicacy. Countless countries including Australia, Bulgaria, Canada, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, India, Mexico, New Zealand, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom each lay claim to their own unique and regionally-specific fruitcake recipes.

 

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In fact, fruitcake’s world-wide fashionableness stems from deeply embedded historical roots. Prior to the advent of modern methods of preservation, our ancestors found creative and ingenious ways of preserving the precious fruits and nuts gathered during the fall harvest. One of those methods included baking a cake of high-quality flour, sugar, and butter, and incorporating into the batter candied fruits and nuts. The notion being, left alone, the shelf life of these precious ingredients would be detrimentally short. However, when combined, their preservational capacity dramatically increased, enabling the baker to enjoy the bounty of the harvest even in the barren months of winter. Often reserved as a special treat for significant occasions, fruitcake was often the dessert of choice for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thus explaining the tightly knitted correlation between the cake and the holidays.

Even after the creation of preservatives and refrigeration, the custom of making fruitcake continued. Like many traditions, the practicality of the practice became irrelevant. But it’s symbolic association to joy, family, togetherness, and thankfulness remained. That is, until 1978...

 

The Decline of the Fruitcake Empire

On November 22, 1978, with the American population poised and watching, Carson cracked his fruitcake joke. Waves of laughter rippled through the on-set audience, and presumably, across the country. And, snap! Just like that, fruitcake was out of fashion. No longer was it a symbol of hard work, family, and love. In an instant, it was relabeled as a curiously heavy cake, made with unknown ingredients, associated with aging family relatives. Too dense to eat, fruitcake’s use was relegated to use as a boat anchor, a door stop, or a brick.

How is it possible, a beloved tradition with historically documented roots dating back to the days of the ancient Egyptians could fall out of style overnight? - Had the whole world been faking the fruitcake love for centuries till Carson finally broke the pretense? Or was Caron’s opinion so influential, so heavily weighted, the general population was concerned that to contradict him was to cast themselves as a social pariah?

The evidence to the latter is significant. For one thing, while fruitcake sales in the United States drastically declined, world-wide affection for the confectionery treat remained steady. That’s unsurprising when you think the majority of Carson’s audience were located in the U.S.. So, was this another case of Carson's power of suggestion? I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time Carson accidentally influenced the opinions and buying habits of an entire country - remember “The Great Toilet Paper Scare?”

Makes you wonder, just how everybody was afraid they’d be unable to spare a square, is it possible people were afraid to admit that they themselves did like fruitcake?

 

Nobody Puts Fruitcake In A Corner

What’s more to think about, over the past ten years, fruitcakes sales have started to recover. Despite having been considered a confectionary castaway, fruitcake has been slowly making a kind of cultural comeback. Why is this? - Maybe it’s because ‘You can’t keep a good fruitcake down,’ or ‘Nobody puts fruitcake in a corner.’ Or perhaps it’s because since Carson’s retirement in 1992, fewer people remember his iconic fruitcake joke, therefore fewer people are influenced by it.

It’s also very possible fruitcake’s mounting popularity has something to do with its recent liberation as a ‘holiday-only’ indulgence. No longer resigned to being just a seasonal treat, fruitcake has been discovered to be a calorically-dense nutrition source for endurance athletes. With a taste and texture comparable to granola or energy bars, fruitcake has become a substitute for long-haul bikers, hikers, and skiers.

Think we’re kidding? Nope - We don’t have Carson’s gift for wit. Just read these reviews left by people who swear by fruitcake as a source of fuel…

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- Tim Hoime, avid hiker

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“Fruitcake tastes great! One thing I've found trying different kinds of [energy] bars during [bike] races is that some of them are so dry you almost have to spit them out – you can't get them down. Fruitcake [isn’t] like that because they're so moist.”

- Bob Kingman, cycling enthusiast

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“[Thea] had introduced me to the idea [of fruitcake] on one of our previous hikes.. Her father had read an article about using fruitcake as an outdoor snack substitute for granola bars and energy gels.. It was such a hit in [their] family, I thought I’d give it a whirl. We hike the whole way feeling fueled by our fruitcake.”

- Mary-Preston Austin, Professional Amateur Hillwalkers

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SEE?! The testimonies speak for themselves - #FruitcakeIsFuel.

 

And There Goes Johnny

To settle any confusion, we don’t dislike Carson. He was a comedy giant who cracked a couple of jokes at fruitcakes expense. Comics make jokes; it’s what they do. For them, no topic is off-limits - all subject matter is fair game. So, we don’t take his comments personally. But we do wonder, what if pound cake had been his punchline instead…

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November 6, 2020
Comments
Vivian Norman
November 9, 2020 at 12:04 PM
My oldest brother is a baby-boomer, born in Russellville, Al, during WWII. In that part of the country, during that time frame, before Johnny's joke, fruitcake was very popular at Christmas time. Needless to say, my brother loves fruitcake to this day and a few years ago, he started requesting it for his birthday, August 1st. So, I send him your miniature original fruitcake for his birthday and he loves it. I, myself have purchased the miniature apricot and pineapple fruitcakes and my favorite is the pineapple. Thank you, Collin Street Bakery, for not taking Johnny's joke seriously.
Barb Garbutt
November 9, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Being of Scottish & English heritage fruitcake was bred into us. Holidays and special family events were rarely without fruitcake. I’ve made it, but I want you to know that mine cannot compete with yours.
Bernadette McKay
November 9, 2020 at 12:26 PM
My family loves fruitcake- but only yours!
Barbara Lazerus
November 10, 2020 at 8:26 AM
I’ve had your fruitcake all my life. I didn’t appreciate it until adulthood. My Dad is 86 this year. I send him one every birthday. It’s a family tradition.
Catherine Smith
November 11, 2020 at 12:07 PM
Nothing beats a Collin Street Bakery fruit cake - I bought a 2 pounder last month and ate most of it myself.
Chuck
November 11, 2020 at 12:19 PM
Fruitcake has been a holiday treat for me since early childhood. As a youngster growing up, I didn't realize we were poor until I read an article describing the foods that poor people eat regularly. The list contained almost all of buy family's staples. No, I don't believe fruitcake was one of them. I guess none of our neighbors realized we were poor either. I think we all felt we were doing okay after the hard times of the Great Depression. Today in the autumn of my year I still think your fruitcake is the best around and over all the years I have tried many different brands.
ELIZABETH A LIPSCOMB
November 11, 2020 at 2:47 PM
I have been lucky enough to work for many years in a medical schoool department with many physicians. At Christmastime there would always be Collin Street fruitcakes delivered for the doctors by thankful patients. Some didn't understand what a wonderful gift this was so there was always an extra tin that made its way to my house. I had grown up seeing that iconic tin in the house. There is nothing better in the afternoon than a hot cup of coffee and a piece of Collin Street fruitcake. A bite that included a pecan was the best surprise. As a child I would always attempt to cut a slice that had the most pecans on top. All I can say about some of those silly doctors is to quote Auntie Mame who said, "life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death". Oh well, their loss was certainly my gain. This year, as I retire after 31 years in dementia research, I ordered a fruitcake for myself :)
Roni Mendez
November 11, 2020 at 2:49 PM
My mother was British, and we always had fruitcake at Christmas, as well as Christmas pudding! I love fruitcake! Fruitcake in England wasn't just for Christmas, though, but for wedding cakes also. I expect it was because fruitcake is long lasting, and they could save layers of it for anniversaries, etc. My husband is Hispanic, and does not like fruitcake, but we still have it in our house at Christmas for other family members, and guests.
Elsie LeBlanc
November 11, 2020 at 5:35 PM
I love fruitcake from your bakery. I just wanted everyone to know I had a half of one left over from Christmas and it was shoved into the rear of our extra fridge. It must have been two years later and I found it and wondered if I should throw it away. I took it out and it looked okay so I ate it all. Not all at one sitting, though. But the pecan pie........it is heavenly!! One year there was a mixup and I ate three fruitcakes and two pecan pies almost by myself. And not all at one sitting. I will be ordering both today.
ShaSha
November 11, 2020 at 7:26 PM
Your fruit cakes are delicious. Many that are store bought are crumbly & dry. If only Johnny Carson had tasted your fruitcake he would have been a true believer.
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